Immortality sounded great on paper. Then came the centuries.
This lich has done it all: claimed the crown, mastered necromancy, cheated death. Now he’s slumped on one bony hand, staring at an hourglass that will never run out, next to a stack of tomes labeled Centuries, Millennia, Eternity, and Still Waiting... The candle’s melted, the cobwebs have moved in, and the purple soulfire on his staff is the only thing in the room still excited.
A dark-humor twist on a classic saying, drawn in a rich, hand-inked fantasy style with deep violets, aged gold, and parchment tones. Made for tabletop RPG players, dungeon masters, fantasy readers, goth souls, and anyone who’s ever felt like their shift has lasted a thousand years.
- Original Minty Tees artwork
- Detailed illustrated lich with crown, staff, hourglass, and spellbook stack
- Bold scroll-banner lettering readable from across the table
- Perfect gift for gamers, necromancer mains, and the eternally tired
Hoodie: A cozy pullover hoodie with a front pouch pocket for long campaigns and cooler nights. Choose your color and size above.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This hoodie didn't exist until you ordered it. That's why it takes a little extra time to land on your doorstep: we make it just for you, instead of pulling it off a warehouse shelf. Every Minty Tees design starts with real artists, musicians, and creators we actually work with, not a stock art dump. On demand means less waste and zero mystery surplus sitting around. Thanks for being patient, and for supporting small and weird.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
| M |
71.1 |
55.9 |
| L |
73.7 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
66 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
71.1 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
76.2 |
