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If You Die We Split Your Gear | Loot Shield Gamer Graphic - classic tee

If You Die We Split Your Gear | Loot Shield Gamer Graphic - classic tee

Regular price $ 34.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $ 34.99 USD
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Free US shipping on Minty originals over $75. Mix and match any designs.

Size & fit

Structured unisex fit. Cotton fabric; some color blends vary.

Width is measured straight across the chest with the shirt laid flat. Lay a shirt you own flat and compare.

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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A small shop in Covina, CA since 2012.

Giving it as a gift? Order by December 9 for standard US delivery before Christmas. Every item is printed just for you, so earlier is better.

Production & shipping

Production and delivery

Every order is printed for you. Most designs take up to 8 business days to print and pack, plus shipping time. Designs we print ourselves in Covina take 3 to 5 business days, plus shipping time. Fundraiser products follow the same timing.

Shipping transit begins after your order is dispatched. Transit time depends on the destination and shipping method. Please consider both production and transit time when planning an arrival date. Timing is an estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.

US shipping rates

Standard US shipping is $5.35 for one tee or tank. Orders with $75 or more of Minty Tees original designs ship free in the US. Partner, artist, client and fundraiser designs don't count toward the $75. Rates for other combinations and destinations are shown at checkout before you pay.

Shipping options and charges

Available shipping methods and charges are shown at checkout before you pay. Expedited shipping, when available, applies to transit time and does not shorten the production and handling period.

If you need an item for a particular date, contact our contact form or text (626) 498-0417 before ordering so we can discuss the timing.

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Returns & exchanges

Every Minty Tees item is printed to order, just for you. That keeps waste down and lets us carry hundreds of designs, but it also means we can't take returns or exchanges for a change of mind or for a size you chose.

Choosing your size. Every product page has a size guide with measurements taken flat. Compare it with a shirt you already own, and text us at (626) 498-0417 before ordering if you're between sizes. We can't exchange or refund a shirt because the size you picked doesn't fit.

Wrong, damaged or misprinted items. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or isn't what you ordered (a different design, color or size than what's on your order), contact us within 14 days of delivery with a photo of the item. We'll replace it free or refund you in full. You don't need to send it back. We can't help after 14 days or with normal wear and tear.

Returns. If we ever ask for an item back, return shipping is at your expense unless the item arrived damaged or incorrect.

Lost or late packages. If tracking stops moving or your order hasn't arrived within the estimated window, text us with your order number and we'll track it down with the carrier.

Cancellations. Contact us as soon as you can, ideally within 12 hours of ordering. Once an order has gone into production we can't change or cancel it.

Refunds. Approved refunds go back to your original payment method. Your bank may take a few days to post it.

How to reach us. Text (626) 498-0417 or use our contact form. Include your order number and a photo if something's wrong.

Fundraiser merchandise. Fundraiser items follow this same policy. Each item's share is paid to the fundraiser's family 14 days after the order is delivered, once the window above has closed. If an order is refunded, its share isn't paid. A replacement doesn't change the family's share.

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Party loyalty has limits.

A gold shield outline with crossed swords frames distressed cream and blood-red lettering that reads If You Die We Split Your Gear. It is the rule every adventuring party follows and nobody says out loud, until the healer goes down and someone is already eyeing the boots.

Wear it to game night, the raid, or the dungeon crawl where everyone swears they will revive you. They might. They have also already called dibs on your sword.

  • Original Minty Tees gamer humor
  • For tabletop players, MMO raiders and every loot goblin at the table
  • A funny gift for gamers and game masters
  • Made to order just for you

Classic tee: A classic tee with a structured everyday shape. Select your color and size above; garment details and measurements appear below.

The shirt: Gildan 5000 heavy cotton classic tee, a sturdy midweight tee with a relaxed, structured fit.

  • Fabric weight: 5.0 to 5.3 oz/yd² (170 to 180 g/m²)
  • Most colors are 100% cotton; some colors are cotton blends
  • Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem
  • Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

This shirt didn't exist until you ordered it. We print it just for you instead of pulling it off a warehouse shelf, which means less waste and zero mystery surplus. Thanks for supporting small and weird.

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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