Collection: The Mintstitute

Black pullover hoodie featuring a white retro woman holding a phone beside “This Is My Phone…This One Is Mine” Smartphone Creed lettering.

The Mintstitute brings together three different jokes: the Reef Reefer design, Patty Dabrowski’s Smartphone Creed, and the Finish Him! cat-versus-vacuum showdown. Explore the artwork first, then choose the garment for the joke you want to wear.

Made to order. Allow 8 business days for production and handling, plus shipping transit time.

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Available on: Women's tee (from $31.99), T-shirt (from $34.99), Classic tee (from $34.99), Pullover hoodie (from $54.99).

Every item is printed to order just for you, so allow time for printing plus shipping. A fun gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who is outnumbered by cats.

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