Classical Thinkers – Morons Edition

Black pullover hoodie featuring white stacked “Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Morons” lettering with decorative rules.

“Plato. Aristotle. Socrates. Morons.” turns a list of classical thinkers into a movie-quote punchline. Stacked white type and decorative rules give the design a formal layout that makes the final word even more abrupt.

Made to order. Allow 8 business days for production and handling, plus shipping transit time.

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Available on: Classic tee (from $34.99), Pullover hoodie (from $54.99).

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