Promo: BetterHelp by King Solomon

Sean Arenas2 min readComment

AD READ — 60 SECONDS — TALENT: KING SOLOMON — PRODUCT: BETTERHELP
[Deliver with warmth and enthusiasm]

People come to me with their problems.
They have always come to me with their problems. Two women. One baby. A property dispute. A question about the nature of God at three in the morning. They come. I listen. I render a decision.
I have been doing this for a very long time.
And I want to be honest with you.
It is exhausting.
Not their problems. Their problems are often solvable. What is exhausting is that they waited. They let the small thing become the large thing. They let the manageable become the desperate. They stood outside my court for days with something that a good conversation in the second week could have resolved before it required a king.
This is why I recommend BetterHelp.
Licensed therapists. Available on your schedule. No court dates. No waiting. No sword.
You do not need to bring your problem to a king. You need to bring it to someone trained to help you carry it before it becomes something a king has to sort out.
I have wisdom. BetterHelp has therapists. These are not the same thing and I say that as someone with a great deal of wisdom and at least three hundred situations I could have handled differently.
BetterHelp. Talk to someone before you talk to me.
You will save us both considerable time.
[King Solomon has noted that this endorsement is not a substitute for divine guidance but considers it a reasonable first step.]

Use code SOLOMON at signup.
First week free. The wisdom is extra. It always has been.

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